Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons why weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got an F. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML
Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML
Today, I had a debate at school. I had diligently studied my position, digging up historical parallels, researching the economics, and preparing citations. I lost to a guy who just yelled, "Tax the billionaires" to every question. FML
Today, my debate partner repeatedly said "You mad, bro?" to the opposing team in our college debate class. That debate was worth a considerable portion of our grade. FML
Today, my roommate remembered that we have an essay due Monday, so he wrote the full essay, while stoned, in less than an hour, without using his textbook. It was better than the one I spent all week writing. He is now upstairs having sex, and I've lost all motivation. FML
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
Today, I failed on a school presentation because I was not prepared. Apparently, the fact that my computer crapped itself and started giving off smoke last period isn't a good reason for not having my presentation prepared. FML
Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML
Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML
Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML
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Top comments
emery52 0
Just point to your friend & say-this is why. Case closed.
Ravemaster7 0
Team grading is as stupid as grading a debate is as stupid as debating the legalization of marijuana in school. Everyone knows what the teacher wants to hear anyway. But it's funny that your partner was stoned and the team arguing for the legalization of it won.
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Comments (219)
breakingbenjamin_fml 0
LOL AT HPHS oooooooooooooooomg
AJ0wns 0
Weed should be legalized, therefore you lost the argument
erry_j 0
I was gonna say how the hell could she possibly deserve this, but besides the fact that I've come to terms that douchbags choose YDI in the most undeserving for the sake of being a douchebag, a bunch of pot heads prolly chose that and I was right by number 2. But anyway, he/she can't choose which side she's/he's on. The teacher tells you. Sorry about the F OP. That's why I prefer working alone.
funnyyy 0
hahahaha i wanna meet your partner i like them
hawkloverr 0
awesome!
funnyyy 0
hahahahha i wanna meet this friend of yours i like them
ZH13 0
maybe you failed because of your bad grammar ("...English Class..." - incorrect capitalization)("...a F." - incorrect article).
funnyyy 0
hahahaha i like your friend and i agree with #99
jdgew 0
same thing happened to me, but with a debate on lowering the drinking age (partner was unprepared bc he had been out drinking.)
Via_Baudelaire 0
meh. Your fault. Shouldve come prepared for both you and your partner.