Jasmine_smilee
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Canby, United States
Fact check
Today, I had to finally accept that I have an eating disorder when I caught myself checking for the nutrition facts and calories on my shampoo. FML
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Welshite 40
No wonder I've gotten so fat. I don't use the recommended amount of shampoo; I just slather my hair with as much as I can.
NinjaJellyfish 27
Acceptance is the first stage :) Eating disorders are hard to get over, so good luck :)
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Epikouros 32
Good luck dealing with your eating disorder. Just remember the healthiest food doesn't have nutrition labels...
Thorzix 23
That's actually pretty damn wrong, they HAVE to tell you what it contains in a way or another.
starile 20
#65, you understand that what #58 meant was that the healthiest foods are fresh fruits, vegetables, etc, none of which come with a nutritional label?
monnanon 14
sadly i have seen veg with nutritional labels. its about as depressing as a bag of peanuts with "may contain nuts" on it.
worldclassrager 41
Well find anything healthy or anything with nutritional value?
bellydancer82 15
It makes me sick that you guys are making jokes about this. It's very serious when someone has an eating disorder, she's probably concerned about the calories seeping into her skin, as others have said. I was severely anorexic for 10 years, and at my worst I was afraid to use toothpaste because of the possibility of calories being in it. I also almost died when I was 16 from cardiac arrest. OP, do yourself a favor and get some help. It's not as scary as you think, and you can be happy. Eating disorders aren't a laughing matter, and you can be stronger than your disorder. I wish you the best, lots of love!
adri9998 5
Some of you people on here are really ****** up with some of these comments this person has an eating disorder this is not something to make jokes out of just stop and maybe put a comment up that will do something positive for this person who is going through something really bad right now
starile 20
Understand that the OP was fully aware of posting this on a JOKE SITE. Aside from the possibility of kind, helpful comments here, there are other help sites and message boards specifically for people seeking help for these issues. This site is not one of those.
laden_swallow09 35
Shampoo has nutrition facts?! I'm one of those who like reading the ingredients in perishables, but GEEZ!
SSTRNK 6
Counting calories isn't an eating disorder, it's keeping track of your health.
caligirllife 11
Hope you get the help you need
Damitol 3
Um....yeah....don't use that sauce on anything. It's not the kind of "bubbly" you are looking for.
WeskersSexslave 15
I suppose your hair will gain weight as well?
alwaysmalia 12
If you legitimately had an eating disorder you wouldn't be writing about it on FML. This is just insulting to people that have or had dealt with them.