Today, I found $20 under my car seat, so I put it in the cup holder, only for it to fly out of the window while going down the highway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to get coffee. While I was at the drive-thru window, I went to pay with my card but dropped it right out the window. It went under my car. FML
Today, I bought a coffee on my way to work and put it in the cup holder. At the next red light, I noticed it was empty. I'd apparently forgotten to put the lid on. My passenger seat was covered in coffee. FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
Today, I drove a different work vehicle, one with the cupholder right behind the gear lever. After multiple accidental attempts at changing gears with my Coke bottle, I threw it out the window in a temper. I then got busted for littering. FML
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML
Today, I forgot to take my wallet off the roof of my car and drove away, onto the highway. A man behind me began flashing his lights and waving his arms. I thought he was freaking out because I cut him off. I flipped him off. He was trying to tell me that all my money was flying down the road. FML
Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
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Top comments
caterfly 14
Easy come, easy go
UnidentifiedFun 37
I usually keep my windows up on the highway cause loose things tend to blow out.
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Comments (60)
willsnow18 11
should have had a 20 dollar gift card
thatonedude55 8
How's that for a life metaphor?
MitiMiki 16
Life lesson: Take care of your money. I hold on to mine with both hands.
lilly_mate 1
I guess that's $20 out the window
Colon_Man 17
It was Canadian $20 so, what, $1.50 US?
DoomSkuller 28
Perhaps that's why it was under the seat to begin with
FlashlightBob 13
I think that's what wallets are for
Dr_Alex 10
Damn you, cold-tolerant Canadians, driving with open windows in December! I have to wear two sweaters when it hits 50. FML
NickACD 27
Wait a minute, you had twenty dollars in a cup holder, you had your windows down on the highway, AND you expected this not to happen? YDI
corky1992 33
You don't leave stuff like that laying out when you have the window open. You deserved it lol.
thatguy240 27
You couldn't have put it in your pocket?