Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for three hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML
Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, I gave a presentation to a class of 70+ people. No one bothered to tell me my fly was unzipped. No wonder they were all smiling. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
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IngenuityGap 0
The fact that you gave a 3 hour speech on abstinence means you deserved it. Everything else is just icing on the cake.
Occam 0
More teachers should use this method.
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Comments (249)
keeper17 0
Hey, we had a speaker come talk to us about abstinence my freshman year of high school, and it was a really interesting, moving talk. It wasn't "Don't do it, it's bad!" it was "It's a really important, beautiful thing and should be enjoying for bonding and babies in the proper context". He gave a lot of really good reasons for abstinence. So props to the OP for not making sex a meaningless way to use others for pleasure.
frozen_heart 0
Yeah most abstinence talks end up saying if you do have sex you're damaged goods and no one wants you, great message to send to high school kids.
molson78 0
slutttttttttttttt
ericampbell_soup 0
hey can i see your cleavage
masterpops 0
**** this woman. I don't care if she is living out of trash cans; if you are in a profession that is known to create more diseased teenagers, more unwanted babies and MORE abortions, then go to hell.
sensual_kidney 0
for three hours about not having sex, I BETTER get to see some boobies. o, and fyl but you deserve it cause it was so long.
were_giraffe 2
at least you kept their attention?
deja54 0
Even abstinence failed once.
frozen_heart 0
lmao #185 but yeah that's what you get for spreading religious misinformation.
ohwowthatsucks25 0
well, that's ironic