Today, for April Fools' day, my entire class decided to prank our religion teacher. During our daily meditation time, while his eyes were closed, we slowly got out of our seats and left the classroom. Two minutes later he opened his eyes, locked us out, and called the dean to give us all detention. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I did a prank to my teacher where I screamed "ALLAHU AKBAR" and pretended to pull a weapon from my pack. I got suspended for two weeks. My dad is so pissed that he's taken time off work and is forcing me to do brutally tough house chores all day, every day, for no pay. This is too much! FML
Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
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citylights 0
hahahahahahha that's so good :D
Silhouette_fml 0
Why would you pick someone you know won't respond well to your joke? Do it with a care-free type of teacher who you know would just laugh it off.
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Comments (117)
goobergrape002 0
HEY #72... DONT BE AN IDIOT. THE KIND OF SCHOOL THEY ARE IN IS CALLED CATHOLIC SCHOOL.
vivalarachel101 0
haha this was my class! everybody needs to chill out we take religion cause its a catholic school we meditate because we suggested it to calm us down after a long day and the teacher laughed about it afterwards thats just how it is it was pretty freaking funny tho have to admit. who posted this?
Easy_Target 0
And once again, religion precludes sense of humor.
Easy_Target 0
And once again, religion precludes sense of humor.
justinsbaby291 0
why ould he do that? jeez. u should have just told the dean it was an april fools joke
bloppyblue 0
hahahah xD Aww, thats awesome how you got the whole class to do it thought :P
versammlung 0
Nice prank, but this is not an FML... what exactly did you think consequence was gunna be?
Blank_fml 0
for all of you dissing mediation your all idiots what religion he was meditating on doesn't matter just cause some parts of the world exclude religion doesn't mean that others follow the same trend and mediation happens to help a lot of ppl no matter what their religion is it's just not right to dis ppl's religion but still you deserve that you should have thought it out better :P I love backfired pranks ^-^
s4ucy_ 0
That's amazing, totally worth the detention I'd say.
yesbutnotyou 0
I laughed out loud when I saw that, but dude, #10? I almost screamed!