Today, for April Fools' day, my entire class decided to prank our religion teacher. During our daily meditation time, while his eyes were closed, we slowly got out of our seats and left the classroom. Two minutes later he opened his eyes, locked us out, and called the dean to give us all detention. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I did a prank to my teacher where I screamed "ALLAHU AKBAR" and pretended to pull a weapon from my pack. I got suspended for two weeks. My dad is so pissed that he's taken time off work and is forcing me to do brutally tough house chores all day, every day, for no pay. This is too much! FML
Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
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citylights 0
hahahahahahha that's so good :D
Silhouette_fml 0
Why would you pick someone you know won't respond well to your joke? Do it with a care-free type of teacher who you know would just laugh it off.
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Comments (117)
scoobtig 11
wow, meditation is dumb, and if your "god" is so powerful why do you have to meditate to make your "god" listen? the real God listens no matter what your doing, even if your not praying, I just pray that some of you see the truth.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
Meditation time is nap time for deluded grownups! :D
pred6 5
#105 guess what not everyboy thinks that way. I stoped because my friend died in a car crash. He was training to be a firefighter and if god rewords those who do good why did he let an innocent teenager training to save lives die. can you tell me that you son of a bitch.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Don't ever talk shit about Buddhism and Meditation! Karma knows where you live, You ******* Troll.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Hey 105, Don't knock it until you try it. Maybe you should try meditation. It makes you feel better spiritually and mentally. It's not only rude but very disrespectful to put down meditation as something helpful to anyone.
birdfreak 24
OMG I'm sorry but that's ******* hilarious.
XxMoonGirlAshomi 0
serves u right
toongirl 4
The school I went to taught religious studies which was about different religions not just one. For all those saying meditation is a waste of time, I don't use it for religious reasons but when I'm getting stressed over exams etc I do. It definitely helps me. It might not help everyone but don't knock people for doing things differently to you.
NaranjaLime 1
The joke was obviously on you.
garviel 0
lulz at the religion teacher being the unforgiving type :-p
eaganraine1 2
I had a teacher lead a prank like this to a couple kids who were asleep during his class. He got all the students who were awake to get up and leave quietly and he went behind us, turned off the lights and shut the door. We waited a few seconds and then all started screaming and banging on the wall. Those kids were so freaked out. :P
Cshaw6215 5
ydi
seb6969 6
fyl for having a teacher with no sense of humor, and ydi for going to a class about religion
mojo5678 5
Hahahah classic