Today, for April Fools' day, my entire class decided to prank our religion teacher. During our daily meditation time, while his eyes were closed, we slowly got out of our seats and left the classroom. Two minutes later he opened his eyes, locked us out, and called the dean to give us all detention. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I did a prank to my teacher where I screamed "ALLAHU AKBAR" and pretended to pull a weapon from my pack. I got suspended for two weeks. My dad is so pissed that he's taken time off work and is forcing me to do brutally tough house chores all day, every day, for no pay. This is too much! FML
Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
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citylights 0
hahahahahahha that's so good :D
Silhouette_fml 0
Why would you pick someone you know won't respond well to your joke? Do it with a care-free type of teacher who you know would just laugh it off.
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Comments (117)
bean18 0
haha, awesome get!! and seriously it's almost the end of the school year, your teacher should really just accept the get and move on! calling the dean? what a wang!
blackbetty_fml 0
Ommmm, joke's on you motherfuckers, ommmmm.
RNCftw 0
well YDI...but that's still hilarious haha. too bad your teacher had no sense of humor about it.
shorgenfunkel 0
#33: A lot.
Chibi_fml 9
Why would you do that to a teacher you know wouldn't take it well? It doesn't matter what subject he taught (seriously, way to pick up on the unimportant stuff), but if you knew he didn't have a sense of humor, YDI. When I was in middle school, my class locked our french teacher out of the room for about five minutes, but she thought it was hilarious. If she had been the sort of give us all detention, then obviously, we wouldn't have done it. Next time, realize that while pulling pranks can be fun, it only works if BOTH sides have a sense of humor, especially in the teacher-student relationship.
greeneye_fml 12
Sweet. That'd be worth detention for me.
hahah808 0
students: 1. teacher: 10. :)
zebendyone 0
Hahahaha. That's a freaking brilliant teacher. Most teachers let you get away with shit.
braFTW 0
It's called karma, it always comes back to falcon punch you in your stomach, sometimes sooner that you'd expect. =D
wesurfeveryday 0
the funny part is that you have a religion class.