Today, I had a customer scream at me for ruining their child's birthday party. They had bought a Piñata from me and didn't know they had to fill it themselves. The kids had hit it open and it was empty. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a customer complained about me for getting their order wrong. This would have been fine if they hadn't sent their ten-year-old kid to order for them. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML
Today, my son accidentally damaged another kid in the face with a baseball bat, while blindfolded trying to hit a piñata. Except there was no piñata, or blindfold. FML
Today, a kid got his hand stuck inside my store's giant gumball machine. He started crying, and his negligent trainwreck of a mom bitched me out for being "unobservant." I'd been mopping up the mess she'd made after she'd spilled an open can of beer all over the floor. FML
Today, one of our store's beach balls came out of nowhere and whacked me in the back of my head. I started reaming out two young girls for playing in the store, even when they said it wasn't them. Soon after, one of my employees admitted that it was her. I made some 7-year-olds cry and it wasn't them. FML
Today, I received an angry phone call from a friend whose birthday party I missed last night. Yesterday, I gave birth to my son. She claims that I ruined her party and demands I still bring her a birthday gift. FML
Today, I was hosting my kid's birthday party. I had a bunch of small trinkets, so I grabbed the first container I could find to put them in. It wasn’t until I went out and someone yelled, "I’ll take a heavy flow!" that I realized it was an empty tampon box. FML
Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML
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Top comments
Ameel_fml 19
That's just....idiotic. Even if the customer didn't know you had to fill them, you'd think they would feel/hear that there was nothing inside it. An empty pinata is much lighter than a full one. o_O
chasing_silence 10
just ignore them. some people need to learn to read.
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Comments (140)
vkfox 6
I've never read a more beautiful set of words.
seekingasaviour 9
Sometimes i wish all the stupid idiots in the world would wake up and get a life.
hig999 19
Jeez isnt it your job to tell them?
RonnieG 10
no. it's not. just like if you worked at a gas station and someone bought a candy bar, its not your job to tell them to take the wrapper off, or if you worked at a department store and someone bought a pair of shoes, it's not your job to tell them to take the connecting string off before they try to walk.
Melix 31
Some people must really be that stupid
Parris83 9
Been there! One person came back to the store and attacked me with their broken & empty piñata. From then on I made sure to tell every person buying one that they had to be filled.
Dinonick 15
Mom why is they pinata empty? I think you need to lose some weight son.....
imtooshy 18
It's not your fault OP that they couldn't tell from its weight that it was empty. You're not to blame for their sheer stupidity.
braceinevitable 8
Definitely not your fault OP. That's a no common sense issue on the parent
petergozinya37 8
Stupidity should be painful
tenac71 6
morons