Today, I had a customer scream at me for ruining their child's birthday party. They had bought a Piñata from me and didn't know they had to fill it themselves. The kids had hit it open and it was empty. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a customer complained about me for getting their order wrong. This would have been fine if they hadn't sent their ten-year-old kid to order for them. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML
Today, my son accidentally damaged another kid in the face with a baseball bat, while blindfolded trying to hit a piñata. Except there was no piñata, or blindfold. FML
Today, a kid got his hand stuck inside my store's giant gumball machine. He started crying, and his negligent trainwreck of a mom bitched me out for being "unobservant." I'd been mopping up the mess she'd made after she'd spilled an open can of beer all over the floor. FML
Today, one of our store's beach balls came out of nowhere and whacked me in the back of my head. I started reaming out two young girls for playing in the store, even when they said it wasn't them. Soon after, one of my employees admitted that it was her. I made some 7-year-olds cry and it wasn't them. FML
Today, I received an angry phone call from a friend whose birthday party I missed last night. Yesterday, I gave birth to my son. She claims that I ruined her party and demands I still bring her a birthday gift. FML
Today, I was hosting my kid's birthday party. I had a bunch of small trinkets, so I grabbed the first container I could find to put them in. It wasn’t until I went out and someone yelled, "I’ll take a heavy flow!" that I realized it was an empty tampon box. FML
Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML
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Top comments
Ameel_fml 19
That's just....idiotic. Even if the customer didn't know you had to fill them, you'd think they would feel/hear that there was nothing inside it. An empty pinata is much lighter than a full one. o_O
chasing_silence 10
just ignore them. some people need to learn to read.
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Comments (140)
rdenkewicz 11
Someone needs to stuff them with brain cells
insanez58 11
use them to break another one open
LadyMarbles 6
bahahahaha I'm sorry...its just something you would see on a movie or something.
ladybuglet 22
With the majority of people being ******* stupid nowadays, you have to CLEARLY explain everything to them; otherwise you will have situations like this.
JoseIsAdork 31
I laughed even though I shouldn't have. maybe they should just put a sign up with the candy next to the piñatas saying these aren't already filled.
gatorgirl2669 6
i woulda had to get fired for cursinng that idiot out... i thought everybody knew that -ish... its almost like dont drink the coffee because its too hot...
snailbait 2
Should have told them "what you think this is? Burger King?"
Fmlano 16
smart cookies.
doglover100 29
Morons everywhere.
CaptainRR 20
It's OK. Some people are just a special type of stupid