Today, I was staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time. It's a small, old cottage in the countryside. I went up for a shower and didn't realise that the plug hole was blocked. Before I knew it, the bathroom floor was completely flooded and the ceiling below was dripping. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the place I signed for yesterday to pay the first month's rent and get my keys. I looked around before I left, and used the toilet. I went back later to show my boyfriend and found the place flooded an inch with water coming from the toilet. It had been flooding for 7 hours. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML
Today, I went back to my flat after a night on the town and staying at my girlfriend's. My flat was flooded. I had been sick in the sink and left the tap on all night. FML
Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML
Today, I was using the toilet at a friend's house when the toilet made a strange gurgling noise. Thinking it was just old plumbing, I flushed. The water started rising... and rising. Before I knew it, water, and whatever was in the toilet, began overflowing and flooding the bathroom. I had to go ask for help, and a mop. FML
Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML
Today, I awoke in my bathtub, water all over the floor, all the way into my living room. I drank too much so I don't remember getting into the bath, I have no clue how long I was in there, and I got a message from the manager of my apartment complex telling me the water had leaked into the apartment below. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
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lw73 2
You seriously didn't notice the tub filling up and your feet splashing in the water. YDI big time!
perdix 31
I'll bet he was so mad another plug hole went unattended all weekend!
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Comments (51)
jeremy4719 0
Someone is an idiot.
GawdamitNappa 4
Am not. :,(
GSXRryders 2
Guess who's relationship status now says single....
MrSassypants 34
Angelina Jolie, ummmm..... uh... Lizzie McGuire, ummm... Ryan Reynolds! I give up. I suck at guessing. OP can you help me out?
perdix 31
It's obviously Taylor Swift, duh. YWIA
GSXRryders 2
Hahaha...good one
baileylaidlaw 6
Yours?
tennisrapper1 14
When the water is getting even a little high, you're supposed to turn off the water! YDI for letting it run to the point that it flooded!
Enslaved 38
Ummm wasn't the water creeping up your ankles? That should have been a sign that it's not draining properly. :P
shawnaishere 14
You should always ask how to use the bath even it is lavish or dilapidated
subversivefreak 2
doesn't matter. had soap..
moonpiglet 4
How did you not notice the bath filling up?
Aspen_Grace33 27
I can understand not noticing at first, but are you really THAT oblivious to where it got that bad?!
rubberduckie94 13
Not saying that this is the case, but some European bathrooms the way they are designed not having a tub, you basically stand on the bath room floor while you shower then use a squegie to clean. With the water spreading over the whole floor it could be hard to tell the drain was not working.
1happymummy 14
True, my great aunt has an old english cottage with a shower room, literally two inches of water could flood the place.
nicholis 0
Dam fuxkin up..