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Double standards

Today, my boyfriend again told me how he wants to have an open relationship. Of course, this means he can do what he likes with anyone, but if I so much as kiss someone else, I'm a cheating slut. FML

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and why would you still stay with him?

My favorite double standard..

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Dump his ass. He's a chauvinistic jerk, he could become abusive down the road.

What boyfriend?

Always the same in this kind of situation. The guy wants an open relationship, but only for himself. Dump the bastard.

break up with him

I hope you told him he's no longer your boyfriend.

slhiggx 17

Leave

"Again?" You mean he's brought this up multiple times? Time to kick him to the curb. He's totally going to do what - or who - he wants regardless of what you say, so you might as well leave him.