Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML
Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML
Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML
Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML
Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML
Today, I was going shopping with a friend. I got up to get off the train and landed on my ass. Not only had I walked into the metal bar, I'd broken my $800 glasses, and the train doors had closed, with my friend on the other side of the doors. FML
Today, I ran for the first time in ages when I saw my bus coming. My loose shoe went flying into a shop doorway, and I tripped into the gutter. FML
Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML
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loyalwolf06 0
It sucks to be going somewhere with only one shoe on though...how weird and embarrassing. :P Also depending on where you're going, it could be pretty messy without a shoe.
aupilot 0
Ouch. What a bitch.
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Comments (113)
applesaucers 0
Wow @ those saying this isn't an FML. This is definitely a "**** My Day" . . . walking around with one shoe isn't a joke. =/
Chantal1 0
Haha this made me feel better about my shit day thanks.
hisopy 0
classic.
Haydenw3 0
OMG man i had the same thing happen to me when i spent 2 weeks in japan.... i had to wander the streets at Hiroshima looking for a shoe store...and it was raining. though i did get my shoe back by the time we got back to the hotel we were staying at. man i love those shoes... :)
WhyworldWhy 0
#94 you're so lucky I REALLY want to go to japan but I can afford it and I can't speak japenese...oh yeah and I'm 13 and don't know anyone in japan
FaceMelterx2530 4
How did she deserve it? I want to know who puts "You totally deserved it" for everything. You people are heartless. Have some sensitivity.
daffyduckdd 2
make her pay for it or hit her
vermichellio13 0
you lost your shoe. worse things have happened to better people. there's kids in parts of the world with no shoes. grow the **** up.
Leftieswillrule 3
don't be a pussy I come from India that happens all the time. it's just a shoe
contingencyplan 0
That. Sucks.