Today, I realized that I'm a horrible uncle, I have two nephews and I don't know their age, nor birthday. They are twins. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, I got a picture message from my aunt that said, "9 out of 10 kids get their awesomeness from their aunt." Normally, I would have agreed, except she forgot my birthday yesterday. FML
Today, I finished birthday shopping for my husband, my son, and a close friend, who all have birthdays within a week. I was proud of myself for being organized, until I remembered: my husband has a twin sister. FML
Today, I found out that yet again I'm having twins. Sounds great and all, but the only problem is that my mother-in-law is the one pregnant. Oh boy, I'm fucked! FML
Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year-old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML
Today, I was twenty minutes into babysitting my twin baby cousins when I realized that there are no diapers to be found anywhere in the house. I have no way to get a hold of my aunt, no money to buy new diapers, and I don't even have a way to get to the store in the first place. The next few hours are going to be lovely. FML
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bewareimaninja 5
I mean you definitely could be worse... at least you dont touch them...
Joaquin Rosa 2
I hope you know their names
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rotflqtms_ 21
I have a niece who I met once when she was one. I have her birthday written down, but I don't remember how old she is unless I look it up. My excuse is I only found out I had an older sister when I was 13 (when I met her and my 1 year old niece) and I only saw said sister once more. I also don't know all of my nephews' ages off the top of my head nor my mom's or siblings'... but a little calculating helps since I know the DOB.
Matthew Irmen 11
Could be worse, you could be their dad.
BlueSteele220 31
don't you mean cousins?
BlueSteele220 31
don't you mean cousins?
BlueSteele220 31
what does your uncle have to do with not knowing your nieces or nephews? unless you mean cousins?
Silverion Sairee 14
eh don't feel too bad, i don't know most of my relatives names outside of my immediate family. i don't even know the names of some of my cousins or if they have kids or how old everyone is. i don't even remember some of my aunts and uncles names.