Embarrassing, Vacation, Awkward and beach: Don't ass-u-me

Don't ass-u-me

By yoyo22 - 05/12/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my friend on vacation. We were playing Marco Polo in the ocean and I was Marco. I thought I heard my friend, so I lunged forward and grabbed her. Too bad it wasn't my friend, it was an old guy in a pink speedo, and I grabbed his butt. FML

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ItsAshxD 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 1:48

Priceless.

lifeinoz 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 2:10

Who the hell plays Marco Polo in the freakin ocean? YDI!

Comments

xxxNataliexxx 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 9:39

LOL epic win

DeafChef 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 10:03

who plays marco polo in the ocean? o.O

Sarunas23 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 12:45

Disturbing...

AlexVisAwesome 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 14:02

Who plays Marco Polo in the ocean?

Skull_300 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 14:24

What the ****?

swaneh 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 15:53

At least you didn't grab something else. ;D

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 16:23

At some point I was expecting a topless ending. Just be glad you only grabbed his butt I guess.

musicninja 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 16:32

Technically, I think the person yelling "Marco" is Polo, and the person responding with "Polo" is Marco. Why would you yell your own name if you were blindly searching for someone else?