Seriously?
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Dogs are people too
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is still obsessed with me. Apparently he's named his dog after me and talks to her like she's a real person. FML
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myusername83 10
Does he kiss the dog like she's you, too?
junkman6 22
I once named a Pokemon after an ex girlfriend... Of course it was magikarp denoting how much of a "dead fish" she was in bed.
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thew_fml 14
that isn't a compliment
xSkittle 16
It doesn't affect you. I hope talking is the only thing he does to the dog.
skittyskatbrat 19
Sounds like he's your ex for a reason.... And if information about HIM is being relayed to YOU, information about YOU is being relayed to HIM. Might be a good idea to have a talk with your friends and acquaintances about this.
worldclassrager 41
Well will you consider him again? But I think since he is an ex he's done for...
kernelkat 16
Sounds like he can't afford a Real Doll. Dogs are cooler anyway.
Xotoolyxo 16
Doesn't everyone talk to their dog like they're a real person?
Leewannabe 10
Are you sure the dog doesn't have a mechanical necklace giving it the abillity to speak??
noelasis94 18
I wonder if he sings this guys in love with you to his dog?
murdersquirrel 15
what?
weveallbeenthere 30
Maybe he named her after you because she is also a bitch
DanielleinDC 34
A lot of people talk to their dogs/cats like they're people. You should see me talking to my cat--who isn't named after anyone. As long as he isn't hassling you with calls or emails, why do you care what your ex names his dog? F *his* life that he can't get over you.