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Dogs are people too

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is still obsessed with me. Apparently he's named his dog after me and talks to her like she's a real person. FML

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Does he kiss the dog like she's you, too?

I once named a Pokemon after an ex girlfriend... Of course it was magikarp denoting how much of a "dead fish" she was in bed.

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thats seriously emotional..

maybe it'd true love lol

yea well my ex makes fake profiles to stalk me and he ruined my relationships multiple times and has my cats and laptop ...creeper puts all his profile pictures as me

The naming his dog after you part is creepy. People usually talk to their animals like they're human.

Maybe the whole unfulfilled desire of going doggy became too much...

Xenolythic 14

ruh ro

Does he ... No - let's not go there.