Seriously?
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Dogs are people too
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is still obsessed with me. Apparently he's named his dog after me and talks to her like she's a real person. FML
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myusername83 10
Does he kiss the dog like she's you, too?
junkman6 22
I once named a Pokemon after an ex girlfriend... Of course it was magikarp denoting how much of a "dead fish" she was in bed.
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davincidasecond 24
If it goes further than talking (which I REALLY hope it doesn't) then he's surely waking up with fleas more often than I'd like to imagine.
Weslu 4
xea right bitch
CharDee 15
O_o ... That's weird
Bcfrmkc816 17
Maybe you look similar ?
FaygoAndMiracles 18
Err, dogs are real people? They aren't humans, but they are equally as worthy beings? I think you meant like she was a real human, but maybe try to word it differently next time?
davincidasecond 24
"People" implies human. A dog is not a person, a dog is a dog. Not that I think dogs aren't as "worthy" as humans (I like most dogs more than I like most people) but OP was right in not calling the dog a person.
Muttley9 13
If he shows up at your place with a collar and leash wanting to walk you... call the police please :)
CrystalFelix 13
Creepy.... *now entering Twilight zone*
daydreamer244 13
Hey, dogs are people too.
niecy385 3
DEFINITELY, I agree with #1 He isn't obsessed, he just thinks you're a bitch possibly
JackJones666 2
Maybe he's finally tellin you how he truly feels haha