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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Lititz, United States

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Today, I found out that my son has been trying to save enough of his earwax to make a candle. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Shrek the 4th.

The smell would be ogrebearing

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A birthday candle or one of those fat triple wick monsters?

poopface82 25

Everyone’s over here talking about Shrek and here I am thinking of Bender from Futurama.