Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Lititz, United States
DIY project idea
Today, I found out that my son has been trying to save enough of his earwax to make a candle. FML
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BossMindedFemale 20
Shrek the 4th.
TrippingOnAcid 29
The smell would be ogrebearing
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KatsFaerie 7
mythbusters already busted this, it's not even remotely possible for earwax to be a candle.. At least he's cleaning his ears out?
fivetimeslonger 24
Is he 37 and living in your basement?
christianpulis 17
It's the thought that counts right?
ZanderBorn 8
That's from Calvin and Hobbes
rabid_otaku 29
That deserves respect.
1947Chevy 17
I remember a book a read before shrek was out about a kid who had a friend that made candles of earwax
depressingrage 5
That is what I call ambition
ethan_unoxx 29
Gross
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Probably a "Father Ted" fan. Irish people will understand :)
HotShot313 15
WTF! this is so gross, seriously.