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This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
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Dingus
Today, after my second date with an otherwise charming guy, he called me a whore for turning him down for sex. Yeah, I'm trying to work out the logic of that too. FML
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exergency 17
You are better than that!
9a_1z 12
Douchebag logic is simple - if you're using your ****** to do anything else than pleasure said douchebag's penis, you're a *****. Which makes a whole bunch of women ******, welcome to the whored.
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StellaNox 16
Tinder-quality ?! Im sorry for you, OP!
whassallt26 13
Maybe his ego couldn't take rejection?
gilligan_isle 6
I think someone is in serious need of a vocabulary lesson.
False_Stupidity 42
So... No third date? This guy sounds like a real keeper. You should marry him right now!
coatl45 11
Dude your profile pic makes this comment so much funnier.
LozzieDumpling 11
"I may be a *****, but I still won't have sex with you" ..... Throw that one his way OP, I'm sure he'll love it
omzz15 23
It because straight men are idiots
bapbap_fml 15
I had a guy call me a **** at the bar after I turned him down because I'm married. Douchebag logic confuses me.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
To be honest, I've never understood the logic of calling women ***** at all. The people who use the word the most are douchebags like the OP dated. But they want girls to put out on the second (or better yet first) date. So they are calling a woman a name that means she acts exactly the way they wish she acted. And thereby making women wait longer before putting out cause they don't want to be called *****. It's like a cycle of idiocy.
hasimhaque 9
his mom must have told them girls have a penis also
SecundusSecunda 27
hahaha he's not even worth your time op! I'm sorry you had to go through that, but at least you dodged a bullet.
captainsmegma 12
Someone once told me all women are basically ****** at heart. At some point it just comes to a point of haggling over price. Not that I agree.
9a_1z 12
I'd love to see that someone put their theory to the test with some of the women I know, at best it would just be their self-esteem being crushed!
coatl45 11
With some of the women I know, it'll probably be the worst case for him. In which case, he'll need to be taken to the hospital because something far more important was crushed. At least they would have saved the world by keeping him from contributing his particular genes to the next generation.