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Today, after my second date with an otherwise charming guy, he called me a whore for turning him down for sex. Yeah, I'm trying to work out the logic of that too. FML

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You are better than that!

Douchebag logic is simple - if you're using your ****** to do anything else than pleasure said douchebag's penis, you're a *****. Which makes a whole bunch of women ******, welcome to the whored.

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You are better than that!

AirBusDriver 23

Einstein he is not. Next!

Good you got out of that relationship fast.

It was a second date there was no relationship

BOB would not approve.

Douchebag logic is simple - if you're using your ****** to do anything else than pleasure said douchebag's penis, you're a *****. Which makes a whole bunch of women ******, welcome to the whored.

I went out with a guy recently. I wanted to pay for me share for dinner, but he insisted he paid. Then he went out and was buying me drinks all night. Was going totally great, but when I declined his offer for sex he told me I used him for free food... that I'm obligated to **** him because bought me dinner. I threw like three or four twenties at him, whatever was in my wallet, and left. Some people are just assholes.

Did ***** get a new meaning and nobody informed me?

countryb_cth 38

Nah the guy is just an idiot. Plus you would've gotten the email.

Don't give him the time of day

You're a ***** for not having sex because........logic?

At least you saw his true colours early on, it's one thing to ask if maybe he thought you guys were 'there'. It's another thing entirely to react so poorly. Be glad you didn't waste anymore time on him, sounds like he has a few skeletons in the closet!

Congrats on not being easy.

Well, if a person decides to bang on the first date, it doesn't make the person "easy." But the twatmuffin with whom OP had the dates with apparently *expected* it, which is clearly a bad thing.