Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Manhattan, United States
Diets suck
Today, it's the fourth day of my new diet. I told my friends and family to watch me every time I eat to make sure it's healthy. I got so desperate that I hid some chocolates in my pocket then scarfed them down while pooping. FML
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fmlreader123 5
That is disgusting...
jonnied23 20
Don't do something if you're not dedicated to it
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Comments (106)
Eivana 37
Then why are you having your parents waste their time?
Wizzlbang 10
Just imagine if someone had walked in on you doing that, OP
Kuramasan_fml 12
There are things like weight watchers candy and dum dums aren't bad calorie wise. Try those as an alternative to the really unhealthy chocolates.
nitant 13
seven minute workout + 5:2 diet. Perfect for lazy people who like to eat out. It works!!!
sanecatlady 13
Here's a news flash: DIETS DON'T WORK.
MnMunka 2
Idk what to pick so I'm just going to ignore that fml
jnchristensen 8
Sounds like you set yourself up for failure from the start
Thunderstruck14 30
You shouldn't be afraid of what your friends and family will say when you eat something. Next time, ask them to support you, not drive you to the point where you eat chocolate from your pockets when you take a shit.
petro5 6
It's cheesy and cliche but don't think of it as a diet think of it as you're simply trying to live a better life. It will help
WardenWolf 26
Chocolate going in, going out.