Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Manhattan, United States
Diets suck
Today, it's the fourth day of my new diet. I told my friends and family to watch me every time I eat to make sure it's healthy. I got so desperate that I hid some chocolates in my pocket then scarfed them down while pooping. FML
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fmlreader123 5
That is disgusting...
jonnied23 20
Don't do something if you're not dedicated to it
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Comments (106)
phenomanand 9
"That ain't chocolate, that's doo-doo, baby!"
pfft123 14
If you're not willing to give up completely your old eating habits, you're going to gain it again after the diet. Instead, don't deprive yourself from stuff you like, and eat them moderately.
AsianBomb_xo 10
Diets never work. & it's okay to indulge. Just make sure you add vegetables & fruits in your everyday routine.
Jeffy91 28
If you ever get deathly sick.... I hope it comes to you as no surprise. That's just disgusting and sad. I have no more to say to you. Ick.
dammittttttt 1
Lmaoooooo
theanonymoose 3
If you can't even stick with a diet for 4 days, you're probably making it too strict, of have too little willpower. While people are correct in that if you try to deprive yourself too much in a diet you're likely to rebound at some point, there are plenty of changes you can make that don't inhibit your taste buds too much, but will really help drop the pounds. If you have too little willpower though, you need to try harder. Remember, doing something consistently for 3 weeks is usually enough to make it a habit.
fictionaldiary 11
"I asked my family to do me a favour that will be extremely helpful in my quest to be a healthier person. Now they are doing as I asked. Wahhhh" ******* ********.
AsyEvans 13
You eat while you poop? Thats plain disgusting!
fantasyworld 39
As long as sweets are in moderation you should be fine.
DrCheese 16
It doesn't matter what others see you do. What matters is what you do when no one is watching. If you don't wanna diet, then don't. Don't act like a child about it.