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Dicknugget!

Today, I left my car in a disreputable area. After picking it up later on, I heard a strange "clonking" sound. The clonking suddenly stopped when my wheel fell off; someone had stolen my wheel nuts. FML

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SavageFOLK 0

does anybody understand how hilarious "wheel nuts" sound?

Uhhuhuh. Beavis, he said 'nuts'. Uhuhuhuh.

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YDI for calling them "wheel nuts".

someone stole your real nuts?

that's what she said

today i found a car in brum today with the exact same wheel nuts as my car! **** my life's good!

You mean lug nuts. WTF are wheel nuts. OP is dumb it would have been vibrating the whole car...which should be a clear giveaway something is wrong. Don't buy cheap autozone lugs either, happened to me.

Kockdiesel 0

at least you still have your real nuts.

most wheels have a different nut on that stops this kind of thing happening; the special nut will have a peculiar shape that only a special socket will fit onto, ydi for somehow failing at that basic security measure. (No puns intended)

eatmexcupcakes 0

that hapened to my mom on all for wheels but they left one nut? screw? on each tire u should get one of the key lock things that's what my dad got u can get it at auto body o a car dealership i think

The word is reputable. Disreputable is a double negative word.

You went nuts...or more like, your nuts went XD