3-wheeler
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Dicknugget!
Today, I left my car in a disreputable area. After picking it up later on, I heard a strange "clonking" sound. The clonking suddenly stopped when my wheel fell off; someone had stolen my wheel nuts. FML
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SavageFOLK 0
does anybody understand how hilarious "wheel nuts" sound?
astro_plastic 0
Uhhuhuh. Beavis, he said 'nuts'. Uhuhuhuh.
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login6437 0
first?
gopvifootball 0
worst
xnty 0
1 2 many of these same fmls.
snakrange 0
ydi for gettin your nuts stolen
damienwatkins 0
haha he said nuts.
MadeOfAwesome 1
haha he's 69 ^
ravensunnyd 0
hehe wheel
sublimedude777 0
RHCP picture FTW! :) They're my 3rd favorite band. :)
ReyEr9412 0
For a second I thought "wheel nuts" meant those metal testes that douchebags put on the back of their pickups.
bishoprsv2 0
@85 Misleading FML is misleading.
Sickkid97 5
hahaha Ur wheel got nutered
DemonChicken 0
u must be white.
ipts 0
their called lug nuts.....
wahwaaah 0
I think you mean "they're". If you're going to correct someone, it's best not to sound even more ignorant in the process.
Felendris 0
YDI for leaving it in a disreputable area. >_>
Theblue_fml 0
what about it's ******?
damienwatkins 0
who stole them? lady gaga?
deathcab7 0
aww nuts . ):
bobby3130 0
that's funny cuz I just stole nuts of someones car the other day. you might have paid for my mcdonalds op
Theblue_fml 0
and you paid for m McDonald's ;)
Theblue_fml 0
my
fmlsoobad 0
that's what she said
michabailey 8
YDI. You shouldn't leave your car somewhere like that, and if you do, ALWAYS check everything. Also, if you hear strange sounds, stop immediatly!
Horney4her69 0
who can you always check everything. like a 10 minute pre-drive check??
wienerwagon 0
Wow, you are an idiot. If nothing else was stolen then why would OP expect the wheel nuts to be stolen?
DerangedFox 0
I think they mean check your car if you have to leave your car in a shady area.
ericvolp12 0
haha u ain't got no nuts. unless ur a girl
srunano 4
68 fail, and who really checks their car when coming back to it? I would think that the people that would check their cars are the ones that either can't lock their doors due to a problem with the car or the ones that have already been robbed before.
anti_average 5
Well if you're hearing a strange "clonk" sound when driving your car I would suspect you'd pull over and check at that point.
vengeance501 8
so just like you girlfriend, some thief stole your nuts?
SavageFOLK 0
does anybody understand how hilarious "wheel nuts" sound?
purplemnm 9
yea xD
fisheatsbear 6
that leaves a wonderful visual in my head. like truck nuts but for wheels
Chazzster 32
Yes, it almost happened to me when I was in college. I had a flat and changed the tire and had a hell of a time getting the lugs off. I thought maybe they were rusty so I put a drop of oil from the dipstick on each lug. And I went on my merry way… A couple of weeks later I was driving and I started hearing a “clonking” sound from by coincidence that sane wheel. I stopped the car got out and didn’t notice anything at first, but looking more carefully I saw the wheel wasn’t completely straight. The lugs were hidden under the hubcap in my car. When I pried off the hubcap I saw the lugs were very loose - that was why the tire “clonked”. I jacked up the wheel and tightened the lugs well. Never put oil on a wheel lug! Anyway I never happened again in my case.
jayjaysmokerson 0
lol that's what she said...
sxychik 4
^ win! xD
swim5010 0
damn sxychik u live up to ur name :)
sxychik 4
haha thanks :)
courtneyjadee 0
haha ****
swim5010 0
where u from girl?
Kockdiesel 0
OH MY GOD! She deserved more than a OMG.
thenumberblue 0
sxychick=fake. I've seen that pic all over the Internet.
swim5010 0
:( sad day
sxychik 4
uhhhhhhhh..... this is really me..
anela_fml 0
wow just wow that's all they took what kinda car do you have OP?
epm011 0
How'd they get it off?
goatfeathers 1
This whole comment section is TWSS worthy.
astro_plastic 0
Uhhuhuh. Beavis, he said 'nuts'. Uhuhuhuh.
SavageFOLK 0
my thoughts exactly..
moneypenny_fml 0
they nuetered your steering wheel
iamchuck 0
Tire
kinukle 0
PUN FAIL
deathartisan 0
hooray for driving your crappy car... I was kinda hoping you crashed into a stop sign and got impaled by it.. that would be fml worthy
Vo0 0
Have to admit I can't remember the last time I seen a stop sign in Birmingham...
purplemnm 9
your ex stole your nuts honey, she keeps them in a jar of formaldahyde on the nightstand.
iamchuck 0
That's where my wife keeps mine.
srunano 4
Lmao