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Dicknugget!

Today, I left my car in a disreputable area. After picking it up later on, I heard a strange "clonking" sound. The clonking suddenly stopped when my wheel fell off; someone had stolen my wheel nuts. FML

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SavageFOLK 0

does anybody understand how hilarious "wheel nuts" sound?

Uhhuhuh. Beavis, he said 'nuts'. Uhuhuhuh.

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Ecnassianer 0

YDI for leaving your car where people will take your nuts.

So they stole your nuts? That's got to hurt!

As if op deserves it! We can't always park our cars in favourable areas sometimes the things we need to do are in the bad areas. I also highly doubt the people that say check your car, do so everytime they return to their car.

FCChelsea 3

YDI for not protecting your nuts

FYLDeep 26

Happened to Ron White when he got tires at Sears

So? at least they didnt steal your whole car.

KurouTenshi 0

rule #62 protect your nuts.

aDropOfSunshine 2

Too bad she didn't just take your fake nuts...

aDropOfSunshine 2

I don't know when I decided the nut thief was definitively female...

Not sure about female but definitely a squirrel...

They're called lug nuts

Asstazztic 8

Look at the bright side, someone wanted your nuts ;) lol