Today, I got pulled over for speaking on my phone. I accepted the fine because I was too ashamed to tell the cute officer that I was actually trying to pop a huge pimple on my cheek. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML
Today, a motorist yelled at me for texting and driving. I was too ashamed to admit that I'd been admiring the bogey I'd just picked from my nose. FML
Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, I got pulled over for talking on my phone while driving. I'd lost my phone the day before. He didn’t believe me. So, I got a ticket for talking on a phone I can’t even find. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was, if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
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tygerarmy 35
Unless you got the cute officer's number you deserve it!
hailzz_96 18
How do you pop a pimple while you're driving? You deserve it
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Comments (92)
TheGatekeeper43 8
He probably wouldn't believe you anyway
needagoodlaugh 34
Considering that two teenagers were just killed in a car accident this weekend from the local high school where I live because the driver of the car that hit them was not paying attention I'm glad you got pulled over. Driving is not a game. If you can't focus all your attention on your driving get off the road.
Tthug 34
If you can't manage talking on the phone while driving you shouldn't be driving in the first place.
needagoodlaugh 34
I hope I'm never on the road around you if that's your attitude. Driving should be the priority. Talking on the phone can wait.
Tthug 34
When did I ever say it wasn't? I just said I'm capable of both. Driving is definitely my priority. Occasionally I have to answer the phone and talk for a minute. Doesn't change my driving at all.
Tthug 34
Well I don't know about where you live, but where I live it's not a "rule" (I think you meant law/ordinance). Texting is not allowed, but phone calls are perfectly acceptable.
Brandi_Faith 34
In Canada (and a lot of other places) you can talk on the phone as long as you have a headset/Bluetooth and aren't actually touching your phone. You can have a conversation and still be able to focus on the road and be a good driver as long as you're not touching the phone, which is why the law was made. Personally, I think it's possible to do both safely at the same time.
Tthug 34
Well in Arkansas, it's totally fine. I guess you better not change the radio or have a drink/meal in the car either. If you have been driving for more than a year or two, you should be able to drive without a small distraction endangering anyone.
Reasonable_one 12
And popping a pimple while driving is better would be ok if not embarrassing? Maybe you couldn't get a ticket for it but I still don't think it is better than talking on the phone.
buckdharma 38
Ring, ring Who is zit? It's your Bf, pimple. I'm calling to pop the question...
exuberant_orange 17
If he pulled you over, you must have been driving dangerously. Then he must have assumed you were on the phone. Phone or not please drive safe OP!
tdawg91 17
Or most likely, he could see that she had her hand to her ear so that's why he pulled her over. Talking on a hand set is illegal in Australia and many other places
mrmcleod 29
I think popping a pimple while driving is worse than speaking on rhe phone while driving. It's probably better you didn't tell him. At any rate, you definitely deserved it!
buckdharma 38
Sorry, op. Now you have a blemish on your record. Doesn't your BlackHead have call waiting?
Wabba001 10
That's pretty rough OP. Hopefully the fine wasn't crazy expensive.
Mysterious_one 26
still a dangerous act.. even worse than talking over the phone while driving
bahamit 18
If your going to deny the fact that your human and humans get pimples you deserve it, also you were popping a pimple while driving, that alone says YDI...