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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Delivery!

Today, somebody ordered pizza and sent it to the house across the street from them, so they could shoot at the pizza guy with an air-soft gun from the upstairs of their house. I was that delivery guy. FML

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Hilarious. Asshole move. But hilarious

Shoulda dodged it like a ninja...

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Its idiot kids like this that give us teenagers a bad name. :/ Im sorry you were the victim, OP. Air soft guns sting like a mofo!

Deliver them a free pizza...Be sure to "water it down" yourself!!

Yeah air-soft guns do hurt.. And that was rude of them.... Fyl :(

Call the cops?

And you found that out the hard way. That sucks.

PeytonBieda 8

The other side of an MLIA post.

jarmolukjohn 4

Ummm ok....airsoft doesn't even hurt

Dude, try getting shot with my M134 Gatling Gun (Airsoft) at 150 bbs a second at 430 fps? You'll be crying to to mama!

Obviously the place you work for doesn't verify the address with caller ID? Most places do. Suggest you start. YDI for not checking.

Do you seriously think the delivery guy gets to decide whether the pizza place has caller ID or not?

Srry had to do it