Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Delivery!
Today, somebody ordered pizza and sent it to the house across the street from them, so they could shoot at the pizza guy with an air-soft gun from the upstairs of their house. I was that delivery guy. FML
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crazymase 9
Hilarious. Asshole move. But hilarious
runner1138 1
Shoulda dodged it like a ninja...
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AlbinoBear 0
Say "Screw you" Then casually eat the pizza in your car
lemon_phat 11
Then you would have to pay for the pizza..
puppy23 3
Wait till your shifts over, go home, get your gun, go back and blow them away or just burn the house down. Whichever's easiest.
smump 0
Thats how kids get shot by the police... those kids are gonna get airsoft banned.
ScarletBloom 14
You watched family guy before? You need to learn from him.
leearm104 4
I feel your pain buddy. I delivered pizza for a few years while I was in college. The only thing I learned was people are assholes.
ankoku 2
I suggest repaying them in full, but with a paintball gun, airsoft is for *******!
Zomg_Okay 27
#23: I've played both and I've gotten hits in paintball I hardly noticed and hits in airsoft that stung like a bitch, and vice versa. They can both be sore - neither is meant for wimps.
MoreThan1lol 0
agree completely
kayakingkitten 5
Call the cops on the kid.
Mister_Triangle 21
Yeah , this constitutes assault. OP should definitely call the cops on them; they were even dumb enough to shoot from their house.
onorexveritas 24
should came to my house ;) lmfaojk
cmayo 3
Think of it this way: free pizza.
Capt_Oblivious 10
For God's sake, protect the pizza!! What assholes, shooting at a perfectly innocent pizza like that. Bastards!!