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Dad jokes

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad just looked at him and said, "How much did she pay you? I doubt it was enough." FML

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Sounds like you have a wonderful father.

Say, "Same amount you paid mom"

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Times like this would be so much better if there were such things as second impressions.

oh joy of the Fathers

Just Dad being Dad. After a comment like that if the BF sticks around, he's a keeper.

YDI, for having a boyfriend.

Let me guess you are her father

At least he doesn't seem to hate your bf.

how much did you pay him?

He's just having a bad day, maybe tomorrow will be better.

bigdonnie624 15

If I were him, I woulda said $100 per hr. just to mess around with him

Jokes aside real sorry OP, hopefully he was just kidding :)

His father's day present is gonna suck now