Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Pune, India
Dad jokes
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad just looked at him and said, "How much did she pay you? I doubt it was enough." FML
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kianaaa32 17
Sounds like you have a wonderful father.
BrookieAnn 19
Say, "Same amount you paid mom"
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nattynatters 14
That's when you say that he's actually paying you. It'll make him feel awkward, as he should.
tsent8 15
Well, she took the amount you payed her mom and subtracted 10 bucks.
kozzard 17
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dead_insects 18
with a dad like that, who needs enemies?
BrookieAnn 19
Say, "Same amount you paid mom"
MagicalOrphan 6
Lol thats great
kianaaa32 17
and the asshole father of the year award goes to...
olpally 33
I think this is an appropriate time to say to your dad "my boyfriend is worth more than you are dad, you asshat." Jesus.
MissWhitneyB 17
No Fathers Day Gift for him.
helpfulwhale 12
An appropriate response would be "Not nearly as much as you paid mom."
doit4ah15 10
wonder what your boyfriend said in response.....