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Today, I got ice cream with a guy I'd met at a wrestling match a few days ago. When I got home, I found out that my mother had been sitting in the parking lot and watched us through the windows. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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I can see how your life is ruined.

Wow....and I thought I couldn't get any privacy.

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Quite possibly the most pointless FML in existence.

Your point in posting this is?

hey I'm a wrestler. want to get some ice cream with me? lol

david_rafael 0

ur moms a stalker

your mother is clearly a very sick and depraved woman - watching two kids eating ice cream?!? What is the world coming to ?

You pick up guys from wrestling matches? He sounds like a real winner

That is extremely creepy.

NO! She didn't. Oh my god! Your life sucks really badly.

that suxx but it's confusing

That's right. You're still living in your mother's home, so she has that prerogative — whether you like it or not, your life is her business, quite literally. If you don't like it, you can run away or get your own place, whatever you prefer. Get a clue, OP.