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Today, I got ice cream with a guy I'd met at a wrestling match a few days ago. When I got home, I found out that my mother had been sitting in the parking lot and watched us through the windows. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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doink 0

9 February 2010, 00:11

I can see how your life is ruined.

CyrusTheBlue 0

9 February 2010, 00:11

Wow....and I thought I couldn't get any privacy.

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doink 0

9 February 2010, 00:11

I can see how your life is ruined.

Averizzle 0

9 February 2010, 00:15

Did you get sprinkles with that ice cream?

ThankYhuCaptinOb 0

9 February 2010, 00:18

does anyone not see the FML in this ? Yes your mom is nosy but it sounds more like MLIA. Maybe you dont get out alot and was happy and seeing if it goes well , or maybe you have a history of being a ***** and she was worried . Just saying ......

Ajjas013 6

9 February 2010, 01:10

Hey! That's my job... *Ahem* Threesome!

coltsfan9418 0

9 February 2010, 01:19

L A O

Cambo9000 0

9 February 2010, 01:23

Wrestling is awesome

maa_rico 4

9 February 2010, 01:25

what the **** is wrong with that op MLIA

Eddie_Paints 0

9 February 2010, 01:43

Apparently your Mom has trust issues with you because:A) You've either said something to make her believe you"re about to spread your legs for this guy. B)You have played the **** before or,C) She"s worried that you will follow in Her footsteps and give it up at a young age to the wrong guy!

saltz 0

9 February 2010, 02:49

oh noes!!! ice cream

jailbot 7

9 February 2010, 02:49

Clearly you've never had a parent stalk you. It's ridiculous, violating and all around wrong. During my high school years and even my first year of college, my father did the same thing, sometimes even having his friends keep tabs on me too. I think it's a sign of mistrust, which sucks, especially when you didn't do anything wrong; apparently it didn't matter that I was a pretty darn good girl.

SheepPimp 0

9 February 2010, 03:51

hell yeah!

Reyo 2

9 February 2010, 04:41

That's when you proceed to furiously make out with the guy right there in the Ice Cream parlor. You know...to give your mom a good show.

spongegrub 2

9 February 2010, 04:42

I love ice cream

potato53 0

9 February 2010, 04:47

MrJXIII 0

9 February 2010, 06:13

yeah did you get sprinkles? also... what's the big freakin deal?!? it's not like you were havin sex with the damn boy

birds_fml 7

9 February 2010, 06:49

@70... parents are supposed to keep an eye on their kids. When the kids get to be teens, they need a little independence and the feeling of doing things on their own, but that doesn't mean the parents should stop watching them. My mom followed me around to make sure I was going where I said I was going too. I never knew she did this until my 20s when she told me. It's her job to make sure her daughter is trustworthy in the first place. Why anyone would give trust to a teenager without checking up to make sure they're not lying is beyond me. Even the best teenagers lie all the damn time.

Saddrew 0

9 February 2010, 07:07

I'm sorry son, can you forgive me? :(

Malinkrot 3

9 February 2010, 07:34

That's creepy, and the people who are defending this are probably the type that would stalk the person they liked and collect their toenails.

missylewisasa 0

9 February 2010, 09:34

loooooooooool

martial42 0

9 February 2010, 17:52

dayumm a mom wood do sum stalker shyt like tht

couny343 1

10 February 2010, 02:10

hahaha

xNephilim 19

27 September 2010, 23:30

#96 WOW. This is... SAD. My mom and I have a perfectly healthy relationship and she knows she can trust me not to go off with some random dude and **** him behind a tree. If you think it's normal for your mother to follow you arround... Well, then something is obviously wrong.