Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Creepypasta
Today, I got ice cream with a guy I'd met at a wrestling match a few days ago. When I got home, I found out that my mother had been sitting in the parking lot and watched us through the windows. FML
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doink 0
I can see how your life is ruined.
CyrusTheBlue 0
Wow....and I thought I couldn't get any privacy.
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LeoFlorenz 0
YOUR MUM IS PEDOBEAR!
SirRender 0
The Bright Side: If everything went wrong and he tried to leave you there, your mom was already there to pick you up.
justanotherhuman 21
Hard to gauge this without knowing the OP's age. If she's 9-14, I'm *kinda* with the mother. If she's 15-17, then yeah... her dating/sex life is going to be like a spy movie with her mother as the main antagonist. Good luck. If you're 18+... time to move far, far away from the folks. Overall, FYL for moms being 'all up' in your business.
starlitgrl 0
wow over protective much
bfffness 0
don't worry, it'll pass
tisiphone_fml 0
So... you're telling us that you had *ice cream* with a male, in public? *gasp* If you don't live in Saudi Arabia, and "ice cream" is not a euphemism, how is this a FML? And why is your mom angry? If you are over 12, your mother sounds insane. Are you not allowed to have male friends?
awissa92 0
#10 I love you :)
hank01 0
women arent allowed to wrestle, I am thoroughly confused.
katerbug 0
ummm plently of women wrestle...
Bobnumerotres 1
Erm..you guys aren't incredibly smart, are you? Ever consider that maybe...JUST maybe..the OP is homosexual, and his mother didn't know? I mean, they were WRESTLING. They met during a MATCH. He is freaking out over her mom seeing them hang out in a certain way. Jeeze.
higglebiggle 0
=/ Reading comprehension? It's SO HARD isn't it? It clearly says OP is a WOMAN. =/ I've been to wrestling matches and I don't wrestle and I'm a chick. Maybe they just like to go watch wrestling, yeah? And the guy could have been one of the wrestlers friends or siblings, there to give support.
raven88123 5
THANK you! I thought that maybe my eyes were mistaken.... I am glad someone else saw that she is female :)
maddie1 0
stalker much?