Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Creepypasta
Today, I got ice cream with a guy I'd met at a wrestling match a few days ago. When I got home, I found out that my mother had been sitting in the parking lot and watched us through the windows. FML
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doink 0
I can see how your life is ruined.
CyrusTheBlue 0
Wow....and I thought I couldn't get any privacy.
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aliaysleighbasic 0
you need to engage in some raunchy rough sex next time she's following you, but just make sure she can't get to you while it's going on... and be sure to wave at her while yer doing it. teach her a thing or two. just get a good guy friend and let him tear it up. you'll both win.
saranottelling 7
There are two things that could have happened in that car a. Your mom was just sitting there, making sure you were okay. b. Your mom was sitting there with binoculars murmuring, "Yeah, shovel that ice cream in..." Either way, creepy.
nickasaurus 0
this happened to me too. Before I was going out with my now ex gf her mom sat in her car in the parking lot across from us and watched us hugging eachother for like an hour, lol. seriously though op, your life isn't f'd, most moms seem to secretly stalk their kids nowadays
mdc1114 0
this should read. "today i went to a wresting match, i am trash, FML" also, i dont understand it, did your mom watch you eat ice cream? who cares.
IDKILY 0
Move out of the house!
Iimanii09 0
WTF? no dats not creepy at all
devyn0426 3
ur moms a STALKER pants ;) (maybe she needs a hobby?)
hjrn 0
maybe the op isn't supposed to be dating yet? or maybe mom was out and about and saw her there and she is assuming that her mom followed her and watched.
dustin1694 0
S.T.A.L.K.E.R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sum1savemeh 0
thanks for spelling stalker for us #89. your help was needed
peasinacan 0
careepy