Today, I was walking on the track when this really cute guy shows up. I was hot and sweaty, and wanted to impress him by pouring water on myself. Instead of being turned on, all he saw was me wiping my face on my shirt screaming. It wasn't water, I forgot I had brought Sprite. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML
Today, while I was running around the block, I got the urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like. Right as we started playing, for some unearthly reason my body decided to let out a little pee. I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet. He did. FML
Today, I was at a fancy restaurant. I was drinking some water when I noticed a hot guy eating alone at another table waving at me. I smiled back, but had forgotten to swallow the water so it dribbled out of my mouth all over my shirt. FML
Today, I went for a run. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he said, "You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML
Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML
Today, I was drinking from a water fountain. I bent over to sip the water and felt a HUGE slap on my ass. Completely confused, I turn around to see some guy with a horrified look on his face. Apparently he thought I was his girlfriend. Then I saw his girlfriend standing behind him, giving me the evil eye. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, I went on a date with a new guy after not dating for quite some time. I'd drank a lot of water, so I wouldn't eat so much on the date and look like a pig. Unfortunately, I'd forgotten how funny this guy really was. He made me laugh so hard, I peed all over myself. FML
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Top comments
Curiouser 0
YDI for bringing pop to drink when you work out period.
antbait11 0
why would you drink sprite when you're supposed to be exercising?
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Comments (293)
bluegoldfish 7
one of the few fmls about girls trying to be hot that could have actually worked (there was that one about the girl trying to drink seductively and another one about biting a fork and one about neck biting which was just gross) and it STILL failed.
MaryPoppins88 14
looser don't bring pop excersise
stevenmx86 8
I am generally not "impressed" when women pour liquids on themselves...
sceptic 1
Stupid bitch
xxHaley2011xx 8
How is dumping water on yourself impressive?
RadioOctopus 16
First of all you CAN get hot and sweaty by walking depending on how long and fast you walked. Second, i don't know about the weather in indiana but here you get hot and sweaty just by being outside.
nevershouttami 11
How the **** does pouring water on yourself impress anyone?
teentee401 37
YDI because: 1. Going out of your way to look cool for a guy 2. Who brings soda with them while running? That completely defeats the purpose of the exercise, and it doesn't hydrate you
SonyIsGod 13
Favourite!
harshallmeim69 9
are you dumb pouring water on yourself will mske guys laugh at you