Today, our school got portable classrooms for the construction on our school. I had to take a dump really bad, and had to use the built in bathroom. As I was in there I heard laughing. Turns out, every sound you make is an entire broadcast to the class. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having a mass lecture, for 3 classes combined, all microphones muted. I wanted to go to the toilet, so I connected my headphones, and I did my job massively while listening to the teacher. Suddenly, the teacher said, "Oh, close your mic for the love of god." 85 students heard me taking a shit. FML
Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML
Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, while giving a lecture about gasses to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusually loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML
Today, at work, I had to use the bathroom to urinate. It's basically in an open plan office, so everyone can hear absolutely everything. After successfully and discreetly doing my business, I noticed a bit of dirt on the wall. I gave it a rub with my thumb on the smooth tile. It sounded exactly like a loud fart. FML
Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML
Today, while at the dog park, I suddenly had to use the bathroom really badly. Since there weren't any facilities nearby, I decided to go behind a tree and relieve myself there. While doing this, two other owners, one who's in my math class, noticed me, despite me trying to hide. She definitely saw everything. School will be fun tomorrow. FML
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PsychoMerk 0
battleshits? ;-;
Blueglasscup 18
I guess that's what you call a shi- *gets slapped*. Okay nevermind...'
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Comments (90)
dezinspaaace 0
damn, were u that noisy that the whole school heard?
KkoolAid 0
hahaha if she was That's just messed up 0.0 can't even imagine it I don't know if this is to make the OP feel better or worse so err.
CateXOX 0
I'm still waiting for some moron to post "shitty situation". I think this is a record.
stevenmx86 8
35 I'd have to say you're the moron since it's already happened...
CateXOX 0
Not when I posted my comment...
flighted 1
and OP is a chick... guys can get away with that kinda stuff a lot easier in HS...
ItsJustMe17 9
dude I my math class in a portable cuz were building a new building.... those bathrooms are like crap
stormchaser24 24
I know how you feel. we had those too. After the first year the school took out the bathrooms because it was distracting. But they left TP in there and a hole.
khaya 9
Shouldn't have had that last squirrel.
HugMyNutz 0
how many women does it take to change a light bulb? answer is 12, the first 11 got electrocuted changing the same light bulb
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
And no one helped because Glee was on
deekiin 0
lmfao!!!
matildalillyysto 0
Aww that's really awkward:(
j_cat187 20
at least u wernt jacking off but then again who mastrabates in public?