Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Pittsfield, United States
Conspiracy of one
Today, I found out my sister stole my phone, pretended to be me, and tried breaking up with my boyfriend. FML
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Welshite 40
This is why passwords were invented.
Vedarshi 11
Teach the little brat a lesson.
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demonhunter3220 14
You know, not everything has to be about revenge. But this, this has to be about revenge. Super soaker full of cat piss. Don't ask how, don't ask why. Just do.
sweetbliss3 37
That's weird. I hope you had a chat with her about this. oh, and your boyfriend, chat with him, too.
hamzor 5
So... did he agree to break up?
JBChristian 47
"Tried".
CurlyQute 17
Maybe she was jealous of your relationship...
MidnaLink 35
Girls can hit girls! Punch-a-bitch!
pkts11 16
Maybe she did that because she wanted to have him?
Awesome_Ninjaz 12
I can't see why your sister would do that unless he tried hitting on her or something....
Lil_Red777 21
Or maybe she's just a little bitch.
worldclassrager 41
Couldn't he recognize it wasn't your voice?
Awesome_Ninjaz 12
Phones can txt now....
Aero_x 21
besides texting...my sister and I sound so much the same that we trick our parents when they call us. even when it isn't on the phone and just in a different room of the house.
IcemistDragon 20
The sister was probably texting.............
Whotevah 8
Was this because you told her that your pubes are longer than his dong?
william007w 5
What if op doesn't have a small penis? What if his gf just has crazy long pubes?
TheLadyOpal 30
#27, The FML you're looking for is a little further south.
SmoothPancakes 10
Just look for the Amazon Forest.