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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Pittsfield, United States

Conspiracy of one

Today, I found out my sister stole my phone, pretended to be me, and tried breaking up with my boyfriend. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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This is why passwords were invented.

Teach the little brat a lesson.

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How old is she?

Because if she's in elementary school, I think your boyfriend could tell it wasn't you.

Eat all of her favorite cereal and replace her shampoo with Nair.

Time to tell the parental unit. Looks like she is a total witch and is in need of attention. Just not the kind of attention she was hoping for.

i'm glad you said tried!

Why does she have your code?

Someone's jealous...

get some duct tape. Don't put it on her just pull a piece off( not completely) so she'll have an idea what'll happen next time she tries that shit

"Tried." Did he refuse? Lol