Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Pittsfield, United States
Conspiracy of one
Today, I found out my sister stole my phone, pretended to be me, and tried breaking up with my boyfriend. FML
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Welshite 40
This is why passwords were invented.
Vedarshi 11
Teach the little brat a lesson.
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Welshite 40
This is why passwords were invented.
gpg5 19
I disable it while I sleep.
Roskosity 22
I'd be utterly creeped out if I woke up to someone holding my thumb. Also they'd be utterly creeped out when they saw my face. >:)
swaggyswagswag 17
No one would normally think of that unless they were desperate and just plain weird though... I'm a light sleeper though so even if someone tried to do that to my phone if automatically wake up lol
sunnyray812 42
Not all cell phones have an option for passwords/passcodes. My cell doesn't have that.
lurch87 18
yes they do 42 look harder
sunnyray812 42
#47 I have an old fashioned TracFone. Mine does not include the option to have a passcode. It only has a lock screen in which you hold down one button to use it.
tianyiwei 17
#10 this is why Samsung is developing retina recognition technology
incoherentrmblr 22
#48, the phone might not have a lock, but the SIM card might, if your phone has a SIM card.
ShyVi 18
#47 most do, but not all.
sunnyray812 42
#51 Mine doesn't have a SIM card. Would be nice if it did, though. Don't want any nosey people getting into my stuff.
Setareh23 34
Agree that codes are good for keeping bratty siblings out, but keep in mind that you don't need the code to pick up an incoming call. If it was OPs bf who called and her sister just answered the phone and pretended to be her, the result's the same, passcode or not.
Ki11erC 18
@49 are you stupid or just using the wrong terminology? You can't develop something that's already been developed.
CinderBrick 13
A photo of your thumb can be used to unlock the iPhone 5S. The whole thing is broken
djsammyc 19
maybe they arent allowed to have a password like me
scapachini1 10
i feel sorry 4 you, hope they do. fyl
Vedarshi 11
Teach the little brat a lesson.
nchic01 17
or just change your password
ChristianH39 30
Why not both?
Andicc 19
*Mexican music starts playing*
deepunder 17
Some calculus could scare her good
titandesu 14
#62 and if the calculus doesn't work just throw the text book at her
CNHO1997 11
Time for a long chat and a new lock code
mclovin22897 15
I think we need a follow up as to why she did this.
BirdieCurls 25
Good thing she only 'tried', OP!
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
First your phone. Next your bf. watch your back OP.
Kamon97 23
I hope your bf is smart enough to tell that it wasn't you
MaiLyfe 20
I hope your boyfriend understood this, OP, and you're still good. But this leads to suspicion. Why did she want you guys to break up so badly?
sunnyray812 42
That's what I wonder, too. If she did it to be a jealous bitch, you should really be careful trusting her and never let her use your things.
gracehi 33
Break up with your sister.
False_Stupidity 42
Yeah, dump that bitch!
ShyVi 18
Well that was an unexpected comment to see.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Time to shave her head when she sleeps.
ballerinaaub 17
Or put some Nair in her shampoo. That won't wake her up!
xxrogerthatxx 19
I think that's a little extreme