Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21). We went to a liquor store and asked a random guy to go in and buy us some vodka. After giving him $20, he said he had to go turn off his car, then he'd get us the drinks. He got in his car and drove off, with my $20. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML
Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took my money, went into the supermarket, and must have slipped out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML
Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window, telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML
Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML
Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML
Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML
Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
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aego56 0
Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21)...*YDI*
ShayDee313 3
that's what you get!!!!
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Ridley_fml 0
you're retarded. Strangers will always take your money. Looks like you have no friends. #8. Having the age be 18 hasn't done much for you, you only sound like a jackass.
Ikasu 0
YDI, 'nuff said.
Rodjmeister 0
fail...
judgeymcjudge 0
"Hey, random guy, take my money and do me a favour. You're clearly dodgy enough to purchase alcohol for minors. No, I don't mind if you go to your car first. Surely you're not THAT dodgy." Incredible. I didn't believe this kind of stupidity actually existed. You totally deserve it, you absolute ******* moron.
firearmofmutiny 0
You done got hustled.
hazz_fml 0
YDI.
xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0
You are a dumbasss for giving a random guy your money. Also, I hope you enjoy vomiting, passing out, and waking up in a place you don't recognize.
MaramaBreaksFace 0
YDI. Duh.
Jimboom 12
Ha ha! Totally deserve it. Though it doesn't really matter about age limits as the people who really want to drink will find a way to get hold of it. In future just befriend the oldest looking person in your social group and get them to do it for you.
everyonehatesyou 0
you're the biggest idiot, EVER. your stupidity is astounding. YDI.