Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21). We went to a liquor store and asked a random guy to go in and buy us some vodka. After giving him $20, he said he had to go turn off his car, then he'd get us the drinks. He got in his car and drove off, with my $20. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML
Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took my money, went into the supermarket, and must have slipped out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML
Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window, telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML
Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML
Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML
Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML
Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
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aego56 0
Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21)...*YDI*
ShayDee313 3
that's what you get!!!!
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Comments (463)
neverland_fml 0
That's what you get for being young alcoholics. Do someone productive with your life instead of trying to bum booze off strangers.
nsforever138 0
its called fake id mate, u should try it out.. mine never fails nd im 18..nd hate all u want, i dnt give a **** if its illegal, it works for me
epicfailure24 0
Hey why dont you get ahold of me? gimmie $100 and i'll get you a keg! hahahahaha
AlexJakubsen1 0
hahahahahahahaha
xxdani 0
some people would call that guy the hero, he prevented you from getting alcohol underage, plus he got $20 for himself. yay him!
sh0es 0
Just be glad that guy wasn't a cop ... asking someone on the street to be trustworthy with your money is pretty stupid. I totally agree with whoever it was that told you to make some friends.
dorkyana 0
wow.. really? are you really going to trust some random guy. dumbass.. if your gunna do that. do it right...
fmobus 0
No, he does not deserve it. Requiring someone to be over 21 to drink is unreasonable and tyrannic, reminiscence of the temperance movement and the prohibition era. Most other countries drinking age is 18, and some (germany, iirc), 16.
Minstrels 0
Hey mister! :] Seriously, that shit just doesn't work. Good for him. Aren't you just a dumb ****?
Shemia 7
you are so naive
Endymion_fml 0
You deserved that. Moron.