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MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
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mizled 0

You read your texts during sex? That's just bad manners...

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Chaith 16

Hey, that's cool, your boyfriend frequents fmylife.com too! "Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML"

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kat666 0

@ #10: #7 was right. That's the correct word to use. you're = you are.

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u_killed_kenny_ 0

who gives a ****?

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LIL209JJ 0

intellectual bad ass mother *******, that's who

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hayfayday 15

No one used that form of "your/you're" though. They used the possessive "your". If your gonna correct people, get your facts straight.

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alex_smokin_okin 0

its amazing the lies people get away with on this site

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lifesabit 0

Lol. Word to the wise... if your coming home late to your parents house and plan on the bumping of the uglies: call out to them. Worst case scenario: You wake them up.

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MakinBacon 0

That's why you never have sex at your parents' house.

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ohboyscott 0

i call fake. posted by "mrawsum" unless they were having GAY SEX while his parents were home.

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lundo 3

so did you show him or did you just respond to the text?

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snapisevil 0

Not sure how this is an FML. Your parents at least didn't lecture you for having sex in their house or something, just for faking it!

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alex_vik 0

#20 - They might have been having gay sex. It does happen.

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