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Code red

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that we need a code word for when I'm being annoying. FML

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alex_vik 1

If you weren't annoying he wouldn't need a code-word to tell you about it.

blueeyes24 0

Tell him you need one for when the sex isn't that good...

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Comments (92)

he's being nice, douchebag. he doesn't wanna embaress you infront of people so he wants to use a code. f his life for having a girlfriend like you!

kaileebug 0

I never said that to him. It's more like a mutual thing that didn't have to be said.

Brittanysway420 0

I'm with #8! There is no better way to say it!

ydi foe being annoying

pineapple. it's the code word me and my bestfriend have for when another one of our friend is being annoying.

"Bend over" should be fine.

hcovballer247 0

well then.. stop being so annoying. simple solution

R u serious snicker shut up

That sucks OP.

I'm soooo sorry but thats the funniest think iv herd in a while :) . Yey for your funny post !!!!!!