ugh
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Code red
Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that we need a code word for when I'm being annoying. FML
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alex_vik 1
If you weren't annoying he wouldn't need a code-word to tell you about it.
blueeyes24 0
Tell him you need one for when the sex isn't that good...
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Comments (92)
jammi 0
YDI for being annoying, also YDI for stil being with him. Still what an odd thing to say...
epffml 0
how is this a fml moment!?
tipoo_fml 0
Code word...Static? Void? Return false?
aj3411 0
you probably annoyed him by saying you're more than freinds. I'm sure "**** buddies" is a much more appropriate term.
perdix 31
"Shut the **** up!" always works for me. Occam's Razor: The simplest solution is always the best. ;)
nonameLiz 0
MARCO! works everytime
okieraider71 4
Suggestion: Shut The **** Up Bitch!
ColdGold 6
Get one and learn from it. Or you could end up alone -- a person who is annoying and doesn't care but wants someone, "to like me, just the way I am." Then you can go ahead and be yourself and everyone will be glad when you leave. I know someone like that. She is loud. She stomps. She turns her ankle at least once a year -- but doesn't bother to think that maybe if she didn't land her foot on the ground so hard that she wouldn't turn her ankle. Ugh. I could go on . . .
Nick_Stevens 3
Finally, I can approve of a pet name in a relationship.
sosadrightnow 4
......... My friend actually has one for me.