ugh
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Code red
Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that we need a code word for when I'm being annoying. FML
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alex_vik 1
If you weren't annoying he wouldn't need a code-word to tell you about it.
blueeyes24 0
Tell him you need one for when the sex isn't that good...
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emmmilyyy 0
wow that's kinda an exaggeration. most relationships should consist of people who don't annoy each other, or who can just SAY it like a mature adult instead of using a code..
lawless15 0
Ferrari snowday, the perfect code word.
ohSNAPyall 27
How bout "cupcake reacharound"?
dropkickgorgeous 0
oops double posted
bear192008 0
What word did you both decode on?
bear192008 0
oops *decide
noPENGSinALASKA 0
lol
Cher_GaGa 0
how is this an FML? it's fun to be annoying! lol
dustbunny10 0
damn I just lost the game!!!!>.< lol it's hardly a fml, it's better than a lot of other things he could've said!
Lisa89 3
With long term relationships.. either one of you will find something really annoying about the other person. I don't think this is uncommon.. at least he has a code word so not to cause a scene.
perdix 31
Even with the 300-character limit, I already find the OP highly annoying. The code word should be: Like Ex: "And I was like . . . , and you were like . . ." It's, like, such an easy word to slip into conversation and with today's speech patterns, like, your boyfriend can constantly remind you, like, how annoying you always are. I like it.
Gazoooo 0
Smart man! Let us know what the word is and if it works!
Paradoodle 5
ok I see where he's trying not to hurt your feelings but if he can't be man enough to just say baby, you're being slightly irritating. and explain why then he's just a pussy. but at the same time he might be afraid of how you'll react, so if you'd be a complete bitch and be pissed at him for telling you his feeling the YDI.