Today, the police posted a description of the car of a child abductor. As everyone slowed down to read the billboard, I realized that the car's description and license plate were very similar to mine. After getting death stares from passengers, I got pulled over. Twice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML
Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML
Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML
Today, I was driving through a neighborhood and saw a "Slow down, children" sign. I was nice and slowed down as I passed a couple of little kids with their parents outside watching them. I guess I was going too slow because one of the fathers started chasing me down the street, calling me a pedophile. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML
Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, while I was driving, there was a high speed car chase. The runaway managed to avoid my car but the police didn't. FML
Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML
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AWESOM_E 0
Passengers? What passengers? Oh, you mean the children you were abducting...
mudkipsan 19
One day, #8 will learn when to end a joke, and #9 will learn how to spot one.
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Comments (66)
rukusrazor 0
Was the description "Chevy Van with FREE CANDY written on one side, and FREE HANNA MONTANA SHUTTLE on the other side?" If so.... YDI.
czechitout 0
#23, do you really think a parent whose child was actually abducted would write into this site??
rukusrazor 0
D'oh! #22 beat me!
perfectwinds 0
Dude, that sucks. I always wonder what people who have cars similar to those descriptions feel. I'd probably just go straight home and say screw whatever I was doing LOL. Were the cops at least nice to you when they realized just how much of an unlucky bastard you are?
ZiggyMorrison 0
#23 Shut the **** up I'm sick of everyone being like this isnt that bad blah blah blah Jesus Christ we know his life isnt literally ****** but the term fml is more like "oh just my ******* luck" an unfortunate and rather funny circumstance so lighten up and theres no way in hell you deserve this they can go **** themselves whoever said it
Wileypube 0
Teal 94 Honda Accord? I saw the alert!
texaschris91 0
Was this in San Jose? Cause I saw one of those alerts yesterday
timeisindustry 0
white toyota tercel I'm guessing? or at least, that was the amber alert down here. well, that just sucks for you.
Sure_Thing 0
#23... it's a humor website. Nobody thinks it's funny when kids get abducted. People DO think its funny when someone gets pulled over for matching the description of a wanted criminal AND his car. Also, is anyone else a vintage failblog.org fan and recognize something similar?
emmanizzer 6
No, but it reminds me of a certain episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia!
qkzp 0
haha who the hell thinks you deserve this for having a similar car and similar plates to someone else's? and also, whoever pulled you over should have taken the time to notice that your plates were not the same... i have a feeling that cops should be able to recognize that.