Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML
Today, while on the train heading to my new job, my coat caught between two seats. I didn't notice until my stop. I whacked myself in the face in front of everyone trying to get it free, and ended up missing my stop. When I finally got to work, I was told not to bother coming in again. FML
Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML
Today, I took a train to visit a friend and fell asleep for what felt like ten minutes. I woke up at the final stop with the carriage empty. The doors opened, I stepped onto the platform, and immediately realized I had no idea where I was or how I'd got there. FML
Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML
Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML
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marinus_fml 20
******* win by the kids. Lucky they didn't steal some of your belongings!
instantmusic 4
...you didn't notice this while you were in the process of walking?
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Comments (70)
SnowFlakeInAK 7
25 you're obviously new here. Don't mess with Boners! hahah
Geekstazz8 4
Kids have no repect these days lol. Jk. Stay awake on the bus
boygeorgebaby 0
oh jeez - whoever did that is a major dick! next time sleep with your legs tucked underneath you - it'll save you the embarassment, and maybe you'll learn some new yoga positions and become more flexible! ;)
delia_24 0
lol who would do such a thing like thatt.?
SnowFlakeInAK 7
my point exactly! lol luv ya Boners!
enonymous 9
I have to staple my 2 condoms together when I do that.
jordanlite 16
How do you possibly "dose" off? I can only assume you're referring to drugs in which case YDI.
catrav77 0
...you fall asleep because you're tired. have you never heard the phrase 'doze off' before?
DocBastard 40
imreallyhigh - You're either really high or terrible at grammar as you used "your" incorrectly thrice. I'm guessing more likely the latter. P.S. "Your" is possessive; you're is a contraction of "you are".
awardZu 0
Boners wins. Rock the velcro!
daniellll47 0
hahaha