Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, and for the past two months, I've been going to the bar with my friends quite regularly because I have a massive crush on the cute bartender. Being quite shy, I asked my friend if he could be my wingman so I could finally talk to her properly. He took her home. FML
Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I went to chill with my best guy friend and his girlfriend, whom I recently met after I moved to the area. After a few beers, my buddy leaned over and tried to make out with me. I quickly backed up and shockingly looked over at his girlfriend to expect the same reaction. She winked. FML
Today, a really cute girl from my class invited me out for a few drinks. I’ve had a crush on her all year and thought this was my chance. We went out but it turns out she has a boyfriend of 5 and a half years she plans to marry. I saw her as a potential girlfriend and I guess she saw me as something else. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, while at a party, my extremely drunk crush came up to me and told me she had a crush on me. She then wanted to have sex with me while drunk, but since she was under the influence, I didn't. Later, when I told her about it, she say denied the fact that she likes me. FML
Today, my friends and I were celebrating Spring Break by going out to a club. I saw a very, very cute girl sipping a drink at the bar all by herself. Trying to be a stud I walked over and said "What are you doing Friday night?" Her response: "Not you." FML
Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend. Two weeks before Valentine's day. She expects me to buy her a present because we've known each other for a while, and apparently thinks it's more than a drunk hookup. FML
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ZuRG_fml 7
Oh, the Friend Zone.
dirtyrubes 0
You nodded? So she not only blew you off to go get in bed with some other guy, she clearly ignored the fact that you minded if she blew you off in the first place. HOW RUDE.
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apertured 0
if you nodded as a response to "do you mind," then it means "yes, i do mind"
bexox 0
Agreed, Taryn. But I just have to add that people don't always go to bars just to hook up. I go out to bars sometimes with my boyfriend, but we've been dating for a while. You're right though, I wouldn't think it was a date if a guy asked me to go to a bar either.
luvluv_fml 0
that girk is just a ****, no worries man you will find something better
ASpocksky 0
First of all it would be a really bad idea to do that if she has been drinking. It could easily be turned around saying you raped her. Second you should have just done it before you went out!
Shyman4ever 0
Friend zone ftw
DameGreyWulf 1
Chaos, I agree that it's a douchey thing to do to ditch your friends to have a random ****, but she did ask... though I think she should have definitely been a little clearer. Having been ditched by friends before (but the only time for a **** was with boyfriends... I assumed it was a ****), the fact they even asked though is still rather douchey. I mean, come on, they went out to spend time with friends, didn't they? Though of course a bar is usually the pick-up place... I assumed you did it within the same gender if you were looking for ass, and so it was quite a douchey thing to do if they were spending time together as friends. I wouldn't assume it was a date, since it's a bar, but since it was with the opposite gender, it seems to me a lot more like trying to have good times with friends than trying to hook up with strangers. Also pimpin your first post sounded like every guy in the world wants to **** all their girl friends lol
dotsdesu 0
she asked him "do you mind", and clearly he minds. so naturally she went off to find someone else. YDI for not knowing what "do you mind" means.
Andyangels27 0
****
LeashYouUp 0
OMG FIRST!!!!! HAHAHA BITCHES BE FASTER NEXT TIME
Xader 0
fail... :(
cocky 0
You deserve it for calling a chic you're interested in a "crush". WTF are you? A 12 year old girl?! ******.