Today, I was buying an expensive pillow for my mother from a store clerk who wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. After paying, I saw an elderly lady who had dropped a bag, so I walked to help. I walked back to the clerk, who refused to believe I paid. The reason? He didn't recognize my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML
Today, I went to Macy's to buy some bras. After I paid, the old lady cashier noticed there was pen on one of the bras. By accident, I blurted out, "It's alright. No one's seeing them." The old lady nodded back in agreement. FML
Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML
Today, I went to a grocery store after work, exhausted. I nodded politely at a woman who smiled at me repeatedly. I realized at checkout she thought I was someone she knew. I nodded through a full conversation without knowing who I was pretending to be. FML
Today, I was humiliated, detained, and questioned by police when I tried to leave a store with an unpaid item. I honest to God didn’t see the item because it'd slid under my toddler daughter's leg while she sat in the basket. The store refused to believe me, even when I tried to pay for it. FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, I was shopping at Shoppers Drug Mart with my mom. As we pulled up to the cashier, I noticed it was a really hot girl from my school. Trying to be cool, I told my mom that I'll be paying for the purchases. My debit card was denied. My mom had to pay. FML
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Top comments
RavensRule97 0
you shoulda told him to look at your boobs and see if he remembers them
palmtrees 1
... presumably you had a receipt?
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Comments (341)
GrapefruitZoe 0
Jackass, report him to management!
MrPoog 0
Honestly, he'd have given you a reciept. And, also honestly, he'd have recognized your shirt/bust without prompting from you. I don't think that that kind of concentration exists. And why wouldn't you take your pillow with you?
hugecock 0
I agree with 38
Wannarunaway 0
Hahaahaha, that sux, but the world needs sum good boobys
blackwidowtaco 31
The world needs better spellers too!
ohhhhshizzz 0
#10: Uhm, idiot. You do realize NO ONE has to be wearing a low cut shirt for their boobs to be ogled, jackass. And I'm sure she didn't want questions, that is NOT flaunting. OP: Did you have your reciept, I think you should go to his manager and at least scare him, you know?
kaylaella 0
if he didn't remember your face , then you should of told him to look back at you're boobs. then maybe he would remember you ! ahaha
gdude756 0
1 took the words right out of my mouth. Did he look again at ur boobs and be like, "oops, you already paid"
Shirou 0
Hot. Did you let him take a closer look at your boobs to see if he could recgonize them?
widemaroon23 0
Well y don't girls take that as a compliment. If u got nice **** u should be proud!
Nosferatu2894 0
Report the idiot